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Santa Claus

Page history last edited by PBworks 16 years, 3 months ago

 

 

Livejournal!

 

 

Name: Kris Kringle, Old Saint Nick, St. Nicholas, Pere Noel, Santa Claus

Affiliation:  Good

 

Likes:  Misletoe; Christmas spirit; bright winter nights; Mrs. Claus; reindeer games; making lists; doublechecking and accounting for errors; time-management books.

Dislikes:  People who don't believe in him (this makes him sad); people who don't like Christmas; naughty people; 2% milk (whole only, please!); store-bought cookies that are three months old.

 

Cracktrans-1 Biography:  Pere Noel (aka...) found that Christmas was fast in coming - less than a month away! - and yet he hadn't yet addressed an important issue that had taken the North Pole by storm: should the elves and Santa work to bring Chrismtas to the Transformers?

 

Overwhelming replies said NO, but Santa doesn't like the word "no," and besides!  Everyone on Earth is in his jurisdiction; why should the Transformers not get Christmas presents?

 

At the advice of his Elf Chief of Staff, he initiated the proper defense and weapon mechanisms to protect the North Pole and the factories from attack (not that Santa thinks the Transformers would attack him, but elves are paranoid) before sending out a recorded greeting to the mechs.

 

Since then, he has been working endlessly on refining a new List system that will properly categorize the giant robots into his classic "Nice" and "Naughty" lists.  It still has a few kinks (for one, it kept trying to put Starscream in the "Nice" list, and it doesn't even know what to do with Nemesis), but overall it seems to be keeping pace fairly well.  He is tirelessly working with his Elf Chief of Astronomical Sights and Festivities to create presents more suitable for mechs like Shockwave (who's lab looks a little empty), Optimus Prime (who wants sexy Megatron mudflaps), and Vortex (who asked for things Claus wouldn't consider "kosher"*).

 

He's been so busy that he enlisted the help of Wheelie to bring Christmas cheer to the ARK and Nemesis.  (Wheelie, by the way, is one of the very few mechs who managed to get on the "Nice" list without being put through Transformers-oriented guidelines.)

 

It Should Be Noted:

Santa sees you when you're sleeping; he knows when you're awake; he knows if you've been bad or good...

 

So he can read your private communications.

 

 

*Iiiiiiirony!

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